Welsh Rarebit

BBC Online has a fine feature called The Day in Pictures, which today yielded A competitor in the World Bog Snorkelling Championships in Llanwrtyd Wells, Wales emerges from the water.
The nervous, fidgety part of my brain that’s still a hyperactive ten-year-old amped on heavily sweetened breakfast cereal and Tom and Jerry cartoons seized on this picture and caption like a GOP delegate who’s gotten his first taste of hotel cable porn:
• People go bog snorkeling?
• That is so cool!
• There’s a World Championship?
• Who wins, the person who sees the least?
• Are there bumper stickers: Snorkel Wales?
• Is this a mental condition caused by vowel deficiency?
• That is so cool!