Excrescences

From today’s Get Fuzzy:

I am bloated with steamy wondrousness. My poems are not so much written as they are excreted.

Really, I couldn’t have said it better myself.

But Will He Pimp It?

The AP moved a story this morning about ‘s newest vehicle purchase: a 1957 Plymouth Belvedere that was buried in brand-new condition under the lawn of the Tulsa County Courthouse in 1957, and is scheduled to be unearthed June 15 as part of the Oklahoma Centennial.

The only question worth asking is what color Chris will paint the vehicle.

Pet Advice

This entry by , via is a must-read for pet owners: What a terrible product! This has got to be one of the worst veterinary products to come along in a long time.