• I guess chest wigs are better than earwigs, but I still wouldn’t want to have one.

    May 09, 2004
  • Elvis Tartan

    Now that’s just silly. How could they make an Elvis tartan without gold lamé?

    May 10, 2004
  • Re: Elvis Tartan

    I hear they’re making a Carl Perkins tartan with blue suede.

    May 11, 2004
  • This could go on for a loooong time…

    Staying with the Sun Records theme, you’d have the Johnny Cash tartan, using black, black, black and black.

    May 11, 2004
  • Re: This could go on for a loooong time…

    LOL. I fold. You’ve just elegantly collapsed the series there.

    May 11, 2004
  • I’d sure like to lose mine.

    May 11, 2004
  • One wonders if there’s an “asswig.” One merely wonders.

    May 12, 2004
  • Re: This could go on for a loooong time…

    Collapsed the series, indeed. Though I think “Son, are you saying I wear a dress?” is the actual Johnny Cash tartan.

    May 12, 2004

    Say, speaking of Sweden, they have free college tuition and free universal health care. All for a bit higher taxes. And, yeah, you gotta live in Sweden…


    May 13, 2004

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