This Explains A Lot

ummmm….I think I’m insulted!

There’s at least fifteen grand in plastic surgery and 170 hours of working out standing between me and Britney. At least.

Plus, I would never touch Justin Timberlake under any circumstance, for any paycheck.

I would, however, dance with a snake if the snake wanted to. And I’d make out with Madonna, bullshit Kabbalah or no. I guess that’s good enough for the world of LJ.

I’d rather have my gender be thrown into question- god damn that supergee 😉

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I’d be insulted too. I always imagined you more as the Avril Lavigne type.

Kidding, Laurie, I’m kidding!

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(half-attention leads to messy typing)

Friendship over!!! I think that might have been a deal-breaker!

Grrr….I don’t know how you knew this, but every time I see or hear that kid, my blood gets a little hotter…and NOT in a good way.

Uncanny, that ability of yours.

Hey, Bob, seen Rear Window lately? (I’ll be checking the garden next.)

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Uncanny, that ability of yours.

It’s a gift and a curse. She is an annoying little bint, but at least she’s Canadian.

Hah! I’m much more worried about what my ex already knows about me.

My dearest Bob –

This markbourne fella looks like he might be stirring up trouble. Should I have him killed? Or should I put your ex on that one?

😉
Chris

Wow, even random LiveJournal PHP scripts know how incestuous the SF community is! No way I’m posting my results.

Oh, okay.

What you didn’t know about your friends.
LJ Username
sells nude pictures of themselves on the internet	magnoliafrog
Is secretly selling your entries to a publishing company	tritia
Is deeply in love with you	lightningrod
Is really not the gender they claim to be.	mckitterick
Is actually Britney Spears	roadnotes
Is actually a spy gathering info for your ex.	holyoutlaw
This cool quiz by inquisitivejade – Taken 14231 Times.

Let me guess: in this context “SF” stands for sub-feline community. Yes, incest would explain your total lack of hair and imperviousness to your own body odor.

This markbourne fella looks like he might be stirring up trouble. Should I have him killed? Or should I put your ex on that one?

Hah! Boy, nothing like living in a big, flat, open place to bring out the homicidal tendencies, huh? I think you’re just jealous ’cause Mark still lives in the number-one mold-producing region of the country. He might get a little mildewy by late spring, but at least he doesn’t have to worry about tornadoes carrying his hot tub away.