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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. -- Mark Twain
“Mispronunciation is a matter of limited tongues. Dispronunciation is a matter of limited hearts. For as long as I can remember, I have had to navigate around the shortcomings of both organs.”
I wrote something very personal about Mayflower mouth and me.
https://the.ink/p/kamala-versus-daenerys
Archaeologists in Peru unearthed a faded etching of an enormous cat-like creature on a desert mound while conducting maintenance work https://nyti.ms/31rRVux
Have a feeling we should feel bad for any women and kids in this guy’s life https://twitter.com/Nanamtzz1593/status/1318409268400455680
It’s tough being a cowboys fan.. #MondayNightFootball #NFL #DallasCowboys #Wedemboyz @dak
arian1
I.. um.
Er.
Wow.
bad_bad_zoot
What’s the matter, hairless person, cat got your tongue?
keikaimalu
Those are some disgruntled-looking cats. I must say, though, that Zoot’s cap is quite fetching.
admin
Those are some disgruntled-looking cats.
Yup, if they were postal workers, terrified shoppers would be stampeding the exits.
Happy holidays to you and yours!
ashbet
Happy holidays to you, from us and from!!
— A :>
keikaimalu
And also to you.
My cats wish Zoot and your other kitty (whose name escapes me, as she has not left the indelible impression Zoot has) many moths and spiders and other holiday snacks.
muffytaj
AWWW! *get mauled by POed cats*
steelbrassnwood
I would make a comment about Zoot’s hat, but that look in her eye is saying, “Go ahead. Say it. Make my day.” So I’ll keep my mouth shut and just say Merry Christmas.
admin
Zoot and Baby thank you and your cats. Nice Mice Navidad!
bad_bad_zoot
As the kids say, Whoa! Dude! Nice pair of gray tabbies you got there!
Happy holidays, hairless person, to you and your very attractive Feline-Americans.
admin
Hey, Muffarino! Happy holidays down under!
admin
Hah! That’s her “Peace on Earth and Good Will Toward Hairless Persons” look. But I pass along your greetings nonetheless (even at risk of invoking Her Royal Fluffiness’s displeasure).
gozer_and_zuul
Why, thank you, O Lovely Feline Of Obvious Discernment . . . while you’d probably find my sister more to your tastes, I think you’re nose-licking sexy ;>
— Gozer
muffytaj
Equally happy ones upside down 😀
kijjohnson
Eee! Cats in hats! Always a mistake.
Happy Yule, belatedly.
bad_bad_zoot
Yes, Chats en Chapeaus, not good. We are not amused.
hope_dog
wow! mom and dad and auntie lydia don’t let me have hats because i might accidentally eat one and get sick but i still think they’re great. your dad must not think you’re going to eat the hats. how’d he get the antelers to stick to the spotty cat’s head?
admin
…how’d he get the antelers to stick to the spotty cat’s head?
Taxidermy.