Sacres cadeaux! The gifts that don’t stop giving!

Freedom boobs!

Hahahahaha! You do have great friends.
Nice score, Bob!

“Sacres cadeaux!” Now there’s a tee shirt slogan.

I read this comment a few times—you know, you read it in the e-mail, then you read it in the blog, then you read it when you answer it—it cracked my silly ass up all three times.

Yes, I do. Present company included. (Though I have t say you and Mark are slackers in the nudie postcard arrondissement.)

Careful. I have a digital camera and a full-length mirror.

(Huh huh … ass crack … huh huh…)

See, that’s just wrong.

Ha! I meant Laurie and her Mark were slackers, but now that you mention it, you and Elizabeth are also behind (get it, behind?) in the nude postcard race. And believe me, there’s nothing you could see (or photograph) in the mirror scarier than the Biblical horror I face every morning.

Hey, man, we’re all porn stars.

Never mind the flying cars and robot maids they said we’d have by now. Where’s the Adobe Photoshop Cut-n-Paste Body Mirror?

Liberté! Egalité! Uh … nudité!

Part of me is surprised that the postcard actually made it to you, but no doubt there was a happy mailman!

(Um, it wasn’t stuck to your other mail, was it?)

It’s been with us many, many decades. It’s called television.

Ka-Zoing!

*sigh*

My day, much better, even.

AW, so sweet! From us to you, buddy:

…it wasn’t stuck to your other mail, was it?

No, but the chick in the photo had a sour expression on her face when I first picked up the card.

Back to Elba for you, French Knight.

That’s…that’s just—whuff. You hairless people are sick.

Re: Ka-Zoing!

Hey! We do what we can to please. As Bill says, it’s les cadeaux that keeps on giving.

Mon Dieu, que vos enfants sont laids!

Pardon me for not getting your kink exactly right, Zooticus!! I thought that the black heart crotch design was rather fetching, myself.

Hey, you wanted sexy photos as a sign of friendship. You never said that they were for you, and Bill’s postcard gave me no hints either way. After all, men don’t care about breast size right?

Right?

(insert cricket chirps here)

zoiks!

Goodness gracious. That wasn’t the boat on which you served, was it sir? *g*

Chris

PS: Oh, and a little nudie present for you.

Re: zoiks!

That wasn’t the boat on which you served, was it sir?

God I wish. About that nudie link: you’re a tease. I always knew it.

Re: zoiks!

Yeah, you served on something that amounted to little more than a life-raft considering its environment, didn’t you?

Heee. Made it just for you.

Chris