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  • Bob! Where zee hell you been!? 🙂

    Good to see you back on the screen.

    February 09, 2006
  • Ah, I’ll bet that a few years ago George Tenet hired this guy to look for “slam dunks,” and he thought Tenet meant a designer brand from Victoria’s Secret.

    But never mind the bags filled with more than 1,000 women’s undergarments — I mean, who hasn’t been occasionally sloppy with his bags of women’s undergarments; I know I have — but license plates? Now that’s weird.

    (And yeah, good to see you back.)

    February 09, 2006
  • What, no tapes of telephone recordings?

    February 09, 2006
  • *blink* *blink*
    If he knew the (presumably) female CIA employees who might make up the majority of his victims, do you think he knows which pair of panties belong to each woman?

    February 10, 2006
  • I take these little vacations. For my nerves. But thanks for the exuberant welcome!

    February 10, 2006
  • …who hasn’t been occasionally sloppy with his bags of women’s undergarments…

    I’m laughing that ha-ha-that’s further-into-your-psyche-than-I-was-hoping-to-see laugh. Yeah, license plates. You ask yourself, if this guy could get through the screening process—someone who’s so obviously troubled—what other refugees from the paper slipper academy are there staffing desks at Langley?

    February 10, 2006
  • He doesn’t mix work and play, I’m guessing.

    February 10, 2006
  • I’m not sure female CIA employees would be in the majority—or represented at all. I’m sure the bloomers of a lot of government employees are in his collection, though.

    February 10, 2006
  • That’s…that’s…wow. Alotta panties.

    Howthahellayabeen, stranger! I was on hiatus, too. Nice to see the ol’ Head back up there.

    February 10, 2006
  • Do you think he has some of Tipper’s missing lacy underthings?

    *snork*

    February 10, 2006
  • What I wanna know is: how can they be sure that the bags contained over 1,000 women’s undergarments? Isn’t it possible that he, like, stole 10 things from 100 or so women instead? Because to me that sounds waaay more doable.

    February 10, 2006
  • Oh, wait. It says he was charged with 17 burglaries. So maybe he stole an average of 60 or so lacy underthings from each of 17 victims.

    Ladies. They have a whole lotta underwear, I guess.

    February 10, 2006
  • Hey! Welcome back yourself! He can’t have Tipper’s stuff. I have Tippers stuff.

    February 11, 2006
  • I know some men who have a lot of underwear, but it’s all the same: drawers full of the exact same brand and style of tidy whities. I could see where the ambiguously-written sentence would have thrown you off, but he really would have been a master burglar if he could have broken into 1,000 homes without getting caught.

    February 11, 2006
  • No kidding. And then to use that master-burglar status to steal lacy underthings… what a waste of talent.

    February 11, 2006

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