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  • *snerk*

    January 23, 2007
  • So annoying: publication design for the post-literate age. But yeah,. hysterical story. Imagine the conversation with the bucket operator: “You buried it, new, on purpose?”

    January 23, 2007
  • Heck, it’s not a purchase; I won it fair and square! I guessed 400,000 – way more than the others did. But I was using a different name back then to confuse The Agency. Hm. Is it worth it to come out, I wonder? Then we’d all have to reveal ourselves and your people would have to begin the long, painful assimilation into the world we have planned for you. Oh, yes, it will be a utopia even for humans, but the wealthy and powerful will resist with all their might, and their public-relations people will make us out to be evil, alien dictators.

    So the real question isn’t what color I’ll paint it, but instead shall I take this opportunity to save your people.

    Hm.

    January 23, 2007
  • Motor vehicles really do bring out your odd side. I’m just sayin’

    January 23, 2007
  • We also serve those who stand and snerk.

    January 23, 2007
  • It’s absolutely true, and something that The Agency has used to their great advantage over the years. They post Web articles about wacky and exciting automobiles, fund Jay Leno’s collection, and so on – all to get me to reveal myself (or at least my IP address).

    January 23, 2007
  • I can imagine another conversation with the bucket operator. “So all you left was this sarcastic note? Do you still have the car?”

    January 23, 2007
  • 🙂

    Chris, you still won’t have a four-wheeled vehicle you can drive on ice. You will never have a four-wheeled vehicle you can drive on ice.

    January 23, 2007
  • Ha! Then, “You have the right to remain silent…”

    January 23, 2007
  • Yes, I understand that the combination of motor oil and gasoline is your Kryptonite.

    January 23, 2007
  • Sure, sure I will! All I need to do is embed inch-long spikes into the tires of the Crossfire, or perhaps mount a plasma cannon to the front bumper.

    But as luck would have it, Star sent me a link to a mundane traction device one mounts to one’s tires. Sigh. I guess I’ll have to do that instead.

    January 24, 2007

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