Nature Trip

New York City has ocean beaches and wildlife areas, including the salt marsh pictured below at the Gerritsen Inlet.

Class Trip

Last week , and myself went to the New York Hall of Science in Queens. Though there was a regrettable lack of dingos and a concomitant surplus of children, we had a great time.

Mencken Vindicated

The folks at Snopes Urban Legends Reference Page confirm the prescience of America’s most famous cynic on the devolution of the presidency:

The larger the mob, the harder the test. In small areas, before small electorates, a first-rate man occasionally fights his way through, carrying even the mob with him by force of his personality. But when the field is nationwide, and the fight must be waged chiefly at second and third hand, and the force of personality cannot so readily make itself felt, then all the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most easily adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum.

The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken, 1920

Atlas Gagged

I was reading skimming the New York Times Book Review today when a full-page advertisement for Bauman Rare Books caught my eye. It seems a first edition of Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead is going for $16,000. That’s American money. Special editions of Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird, and Just So Stories, by Rudyard Kipling, are going for $850 and $1,500 respectively. That says everything you need to know about the state of American intellectual life.

No Child Left Alive

The New York Times reports that the Bush administration is wasting no time in acting on its electoral mandate. In an article titled Fighter Jet Strafes New Jersey School During a Nighttime Training Mission, reporters Robert D. McFadden and Robert Hanley write:

It sounded like somebody running across the roof of the elementary school in a New Jersey township Wednesday night, said the cleaning woman who called the police. No prowler was found. But yesterday, what had seemed a minor item in a police blotter touched off state and federal military investigations after it was disclosed that an F-16 warplane had strafed the school with cannon fire.

The Air National Guard warplane, flying a night training mission out of Andrews Air Force Base near Washington, fired a burst of 27 rounds from its 20-millimeter cannon shortly before 10:15 p.m. as it streaked over Little Egg Harbor Township, 20 miles north of Atlantic City, New Jersey military officials said last night.

Repeat after me: Holy. Shit.